North Pole Jokes
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa When he came home late?
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Answer:
Where in the world have you been?
What did Frosty wear to his wedding?
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Answer:
His snow suit!
What do you call it when people are afraid of Santa?
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Answer:
Claus-trophobia
Where do elves go to vote?
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Answer:
The North Polls
What do elves post on social media?
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Answer:
Elfies
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iphone?
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Answer:
A PineApple
What do you hear when Jack Frost turns on the radio?
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Answer:
Really Cool music
What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
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Answer:
Baby reindeer
What do you get when you combine a snowball, a fish and a Christmas tree branch?
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Answer:
A frozen fish stick!
Why don't you want to make a snowman angry?
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Answer:
He will have a meltdown!
What do elves learn in Kindergarten? The elfa-bet
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The elfa-bet
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
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Dancer
Where do gingerbread men sleep?
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On cookie sheets
Why is Santa so good at karate?
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Answer:
He’s got a black belt
What kind of salad do they serve at the North Pole? Iceberg lettuce
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Answer:
Iceberg lettuce
What did one snowman say to the other? You’re coo
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Answer:
You’re cool
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas
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Answer:
Mary Christmas
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who?
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Answer:
Santa Claus, Ho Ho Ho
Why can’t you surprise reindeer?
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Answer:
Because they’ve herd it all.
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
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Answer:
Wanna hang out?
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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Answer:
Santa-tizer.
How does Kris Kringle take pictures?
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Answer:
A: With his North Pole-aroid
Why do snowmen always change their minds?
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Answer:
Because they are Flakey
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
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Answer:
Quit hanging around.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
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Answer:
He wanted to see time fly!
What do snowmen wear on their feet?
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Answer:
Snowshoes
What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?
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Answer:
Baaa Humbug
What do you have in December that you do not have in any other month?
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Answer:
the letter D
Why is the Grinch so good at gardening?
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Answer:
He has a green thumb
How do you spell frozen with only three letters?
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Answer:
ICE
What does Santa use for a map?
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Answer:
A snowglobe
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
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Answer:
Candy Canes
Why do snowmen live at the North Pole?
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Because it's cool
Where does Santa store his suit? In his Claus-et
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In his Claus-et
Where do gingerbread men sleep?
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On cookie sheets
What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter? Mary Christmas
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Answer:
Mary Christmas
What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas? Seasonings greetings
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Answer:
Seasonings greetings
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow one’s better than you are!
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Answer:
Snow one’s better than you are!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open the presents until Christmas
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Answer:
Doughnut open the presents until Christmas
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you askin’ Santa for Christmas?
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Answer:
Water you askin’ Santa for Christmas?
Where do snowmen keep their money? In snowbanks
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Answer:
In snowbanks
How does Christmas Day end?
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Answer:
With the letter “Y.”
What do you call a penguin at the North Pole?
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Answer:
Lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica, which is the South Pole)
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
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Cold cash!